Hi everyone it’s me Wispa, I just found out how to get into Mum’s new computer not saying her security is pawful but it’s a darn sight easier to get into than my biscuit cupboard so I thought that whilst I was here I’d have a quick yap with you all.
The first picture is of me and my lovely nurse at the hospital where I went for radiotherapy on my leg after I had an operation to remove a tumour. I miss her loads because she always used to wake me up with a ham treat after my sessions, but my leg is all better now so I don’t have to go to the hospital anymore. Mum doesn’t seem to understand that when I limp ham makes it better, so now I pretend I am going to get sick on her carpet which always gets me rotisserie chicken and rice so life has a way of compensating in the end.
This picture is me and my lovely daddy he is my best friend in the whole world he hasn’t been very well either but I do think my cuddles help him feel better. The doctors are working hard to fix him up but apparently, they don’t give him ham after he has seen them so I keep trying to persuade him to take me back to the Doggie hospital for both our sakes.
Sometimes I snuggle up in my Mum’s office whilst she works, if you can call it working all she does is sit at her lapdog all day. She writes books but I have had a quick look and there isn’t anything thing in em’ for a Chocolate lab like me nothing about sticks, muddy puddles or cow pats in either of them.
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Not sure they will catch on, to be honest, so I have decided to lend a helping hand and give some of them away, at least it will free up some space on her shelves so she can write some books about stuff that really matters. I think canine’s everywhere would appreciate a ‘Good Treats’ guide for instance but hey I’m just a lowly Labrador or as my Mum calls me a stomach on legs. Rude, but it is a bit better than the Dustbin Dog hashtag she usually uses.
So here is my plan. Go to my Mum’s Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/funnywidow and type Wispa is gonna be in sooo much trouble in the comments of a post my mum has just put there, I think she knows somethings up! The first 6 to comment that I can reach by messenger will receive a free copy of either book 1 or book 2.
I’d better scarper now and get my paw prints off this lapdog before she figures out what I have been up to! Good luck!